WHY WE LOVE PEARL GOING

Miss Pearl Going

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Now, we don't really know Pearl Going although we know people who know her. Maybe she doesn't shave her legs. Maybe your boyfriend has the hots for her. She is the gem who has been clawed and scratched at by the Botox B and other silly jealous people. Who has had an unbelievable attack of lunacy launched on her and still at the end of the day, she has the class to hold her head high, show up and not run away -- No doubt to events where there are people who gobbled up every written word about her supposed fakery in an effort to feed their poor self opinions, and she doesn't falter for a second.



If that had happened to us, we would have died. In fact, we would be locked in the bathroom and considering leaving planet earth, or at least not ever going out again. Because even when you deny something, and even if you're accurate in your claims, people still gossip and view it as a cursory and assume you probably did all those things anyway, and then there's Botox B and lots of whispering. It's just the way this stuff works. All the while Miss Going stuck to her guns and rode out the storm in a regal manner. She beamed and looked stunning time after time. Her handling of the mess has earn't her the kind of feel sorry that turns into affection and a Phoenix-style rise from the social ashes. So what if their was event a hint of a little truth in it, someone was out to get her. However you slice it, she's going to come out on top and win, because she hasn't run away, hid away, and the cold bitches that have judged will eventually eat their words, soften and say, "Well, you've gotta respect her style and gumpshire." Because the only thing we love more than gossip is a phoenix rise. We intend to give Miss Going a pat on the back for not going on a downward drug spiral and running away. We hope you join us.